my little roomba

in a little over seven years, we have lived in two homes and only one room had carpet. in those seven years, we have had two dogs followed by three kids. from day one, i have been very obsessive compulsive conscientious about my floors being clean. i like to be able to walk barefoot without having little pieces of this and that stuck to my feet.

i have used a broom, a swiffer, a restaurant grade dust pan, a bissell wet vac, a swiffer vac, and so on and so on. i have spent many a night watching infomercials on the shark steamer and the swivel sweeper with phone in hand trying to determine if 4 easy payments of $29.95 plus shipping would solve all my problems.

while those not-yet-available-in-stores products were tempting, there has been one i have been dreaming of for years. introducing the roomba:

are you kidding me? it cleans the floors all by itself. ahh-mazing. amazing. but, there is one catch--the price. it is equivalent to a maid.

good thing for me, i have my own.

it has great having one of my children help with the cleaning. of course, i would have preferred she use the swiffer and not her clothing.

then, about a week ago, my little roomba woke up with a snotty nose. a very snotty nose. so much so that she kinda looks a little more like this:

except instead of $10/bottle for the special cleaner, she just uses the massive amounts of disgusting fluid that pours from all the orifices of her face. it may not be the most sanitary method, but it is quite effective. just look at all the dirt she picked up this afternoon:

my friend kris made this last year:

i hijacked this picture from her old blog.

maybe she can crochet her a swiffer onesie. at least it would help cut back on the laundry.

a simple pattern tutorial

i like to think i can sew. at least, i like to think i can sew well enough for my own children to wear it. what i can't do is read a pattern. i have no idea what all the arrows are for or why they have to cut things into so many pieces. patterns also run really wide and short, but my children do not. and, if you have never purchased a pattern, they are expensive. like $16 a piece expensive and, that, is just ridiculous. what is a girl to do??

make her own. i started doing this a few years ago when i first started buying trunk show clothes for carter. i had a pair of pants that fit her really well and i thought i could make those if only i had a pattern. so, i made one, borrowed my mom's machine and started stitching.

so, here are my steps to a simple, free pattern:

what you need: a shopping bag or similar weight paper large enough for your pattern, scissors, pencil and whatever you wish to make a pattern of.
step 1: cut your shopping bag down one side and around the bottom completing discarding the bottom, like so.
step 2: turn your item inside out and trace around all the seams. make sure your item is flat and any wrinkles are smoothed out so you are getting the exact size of the item.
don't forget to stretch out elastic and make allowances for hems and waistbands.
when you are finished it should look like so.
step 3: cut out your pattern.

step 4: sew, sew, sew!

now you know my plan for the day . . .

sew crazy

i have had a few questions about carter and ruthie's matching outfits from our dinner at the american girl cafe.

it all began with this shirt i saw in the mini boden spring catalogue. i thought the style was adorable. i even liked the big flowers. i was not so fond of the large green gingham fabric. yes, it did come in another option-purple gingham. ummm, no thanks.
so, i made one. i know, i am insane. with my extremely limited sewing knowledge, i sketched out an idea using a peasant top we already had. i then asked my mom if she thought it would work. my dad pointed out, "carter is tiny. why did you make it so wide?" so, i took out several inches and started stitching. i whipped it up pretty quickly and i had extra fabric. carter is always asking for ruthie to have another matching outfit. remember this one??
so, i decided to make ruthie a dress using the dress i bought from just ducky last year. i guess i forgot that the people who made ruthie's dress are professionals and i am not. did i mention it is lined? ha! of course, it is. i could have made carter 4 more shirts in the amount of time it took me to figure out how to make that dress. but, i figured it out and so we decided they should be used for our very special birthday dinner. (it didn't hurt that spencer had a bubble in the same fabric . . . that i did not make!)
i can't wait to make another one. one day. i have a list a mile long of things to sew. did i mention i am insane? to show you how i usually get from conception to completion, i will post a tutorial tomorrow.

he said

the other day my parents watched the kiddies while i went to a consignment sale. upon arriving home, i was greeted at the door by carter and someone who resembled this guy . . .

or maybe it was this guy . . .

oh, no, apparently it was just miller dressed for a party. well, obviously, just look at the shorts.

oh, this kid.

earlier that day, he was eating cereal and walked through the kitchen with a spoon in his mouth. he removed the spoon from his mouth and dropped it back in the utensil drawer. my mom witnessed the entire scene and said, "miller, you can't do that." to which he responded, "it's okay, meme. i cleaned it with my mouth."

personality. he is full of it.

carter's birthday trip

due to carter's late birthday, we opted to take a girls' weekend trip rather than have a birthday party. on the weekend before carter's actual birthday and inservice for preschool, my mom and the girls and i loaded up and headed for the mecca of american girl . . . chicago!

we left on thursday and headed to st.louis for the night. somehow, my dad and josh both thought chicago was only a couple of hours away from st.louis until the day before we left. it was then that they decided to inform me we would have to drive an additional 5+ hours the next day. and, yes, i said 5+ because i was traveling with a nursing 7 month old and an almost 5 year old that may need a potty break with very little warning.

the girls were easily entertained while we repacked to head to chicago.

en route, spencer needed to eat and my mom thought it would be good for carter to get out and run around a little at a visitors center. we exited following signs for the local visitors center. we drove for miles following all the little brown signs until we happened upon a . . . visitors center, no we never found that . . . a salvation army thrift store! so, we killed an hour and while feeding spencer in the car, i witnessed the woman in the car next to me use a breathalizer to start her car. seriously.

back on the road . . . we drove until we arrived at our hotel where we had purchased the american girl package. it included lots of special attention and monetary discounts, milk and 2 very large & very yummy chocolate chip cookies, viewing access to molly:an american girl on the home front and this . . .

how cute is that bed!! we quickly changed clothes and headed out for our evening at american girl place & cafe.

look how giddy she is standing in front of the window display.

when we checked in for dinner, they gave her this fun sticker. dinner at the cafe was quite amazing. they know how to cater to little girls, especially little girls who love their dolls.

the tablescape (ha!)

ruthie and carter seated for dinner

every course is so cute and geared towards the girls. the cinnamon rolls were a precursor to the appetizer.

carter was so appreciative through the entire evening. she kept saying, "this is the happiest day ever."

her dessert for the evening came with a little candle to help her celebrate.

their signature dessert is homemade chocolate mousse served in adorable glass flower pots with a faux white daisy.

here she is with her loot. thank goodness meme's intuition told her to insist on bringing the stroller because i have no idea how we would have gotten it all back to our hotel otherwise.

giddy and delirious in the shop

of course we had to open everything once back at the hotel. her big gifts were julie and her bed and the entire collection for her new puppy, sugar.

exhausted from a very long day.

the next day, we woke up and headed to breakfast (part of our package). we were there long enough for me to finish eating when i picked up spencer to realize she had blown out everywhere-nice. we headed back to the room to get her cleaned up but not before she helped herself . . .

once everyone was cleaned up, we headed to navy pier for the day.

some distortion in the fun house mirrors.

you cannot go to navy pier without a ride on the ferris wheel.

meme and spencer on the park bench below.

we switched for carter's ride on the carousel.

of course we brought along our new friend julie, too.

after exploring the pier, we headed inside to get some lunch and get josh popcorn.

spencer got to experience her first fry, a sweet potato fry, and she loved it.

then we headed to the children's museum. a sweet friend from preschool and on sent us a pass. now, i have to say i have not been to our children's museum in years, but this museum was a-mazing! we could have spent the entire day there easily.

this exhibit is called the block party. carter loved the band area,

the pizza oven,

and the ticket booth.

upstairs in the art area, she redid someone's face to make julie. she piece the hair together to make it longer and wound it up to create her braid and gave her a straight face because she was sad she wasn't with her (she was with meme and spencer in another area.)

here she is in the water feature.

and, here is spencer waiting, or sleeping.

they had this cool shadow area. note how the "rain" is falling off the umbrella.

we had so much fun exploring. then we headed back so carter could play with all her gifts. i walked to giordano's and picked up a stuffed pizza and we enjoyed pizza and a movie.

she was whooped. we packed up the next morning to head here. i spotted this place from the interstate on the way up and looked it up online. we planned our trip home so we could walk through here at a time where we needed a break. it is a 1950s high school. they have tons of stuff in the auditorium, stage, basement and in some of the classrooms. it was so cool to walk through a building with such history. you could almost imagine the girls in their poodle skirts and the guys in their letterman jackets headed to class. (i seriously think i was born in the wrong decade!)

the only purchase that was made was for some soft serve from the giant cone outside. then we headed back home to see our boys!