the other day my parents watched the kiddies while i went to a consignment sale. upon arriving home, i was greeted at the door by carter and someone who resembled this guy . . .
or maybe it was this guy . . .
oh, no, apparently it was just miller dressed for a party. well, obviously, just look at the shorts.
oh, this kid.
earlier that day, he was eating cereal and walked through the kitchen with a spoon in his mouth. he removed the spoon from his mouth and dropped it back in the utensil drawer. my mom witnessed the entire scene and said, "miller, you can't do that." to which he responded, "it's okay, meme. i cleaned it with my mouth."
personality. he is full of it.